The Funniest Doddisms
Sir Ken Dodd has sadly died aged 90.
And there's no better way to celebrate his career than reliving the funniest Doddisms he produced.
"My Dad knew I was going to be a comedian. When I was a baby he said, “Is this a joke?"
"I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don’t like to interrupt her."
"Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started off badly but by the end I really liked it."
"It’s ten years since I went out of my mind. I’d never go back."
"I told the Inland Revenue I didn’t owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside."
‘I’ve done some brave things in my time. I played Nottingham Labour Club. I was the one who shouted “Three cheers for Mrs Thatcher”. And it was during the bingo.’
"Do I believe in safe sex? Of course I do. I have a handrail around the bed."
"Fifty-five years in show business, ladies and gentlemen. That's a hell of a long time to wait for a laugh."
"How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? Nobody knows. It's never been tried."
Thanks for everything, Sir Ken.
JACK 3 app
Fancy a break?
Don't worry about it, just pop the sign up and we'll look after things here.